Some columnizing here on an important subject:
Ladies and gentlemen of the central Oak Park chapter of Catholics and other Americans United for Separation of Abortion and Legality be seated. It’s time once again to engage in our favorite pastime, playing God! (Cheers, applause from small group huddled in church basement.)
We gather as usual to say we know when the unborn acquire rights, even if Obama as candidate has professed ignorance in the matter. Above his pay grade, he said. Let us for the sake of argument say we’re not sure either. Calling on an old but golden argument, let us consider what to do in such uncertainty, asking our president to join us.
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